Student Surpasses Master

Hey Alibaba, you are as unoriginal as you are small. "Holyoke Ho's" was my quote. And that was off-the-record. What kind of person insults their first successful market? Here's to all the beautiful young ladies at Mt. Holyoke, I respect you. I KNOW Murti respects you, Prosper too. Ali is just gay. Get your hand off my crotch! Sorry.

I just feel someone needs to take the responsibility of appreciating their market. Ali doesn't see you as real people, I do. And Ali, don't whine so much. Playing poker with me while Prosper was programming doesn't count as work. Buggers? That's all I have to say about that. Talk to you? I am talking to you Ali. Our peeps deserve better than your pathetic meanderings. My name is Jaz "Urban Turban" Ster, and I pledge here today to defend the iVentster masses from Alibaba's whineful tyranny.