The first apearance of Pimpin Paki
Hola!
I cant spell for shit. That said, lets move on to more serious things; the Holyoke girls. Aparently there were rumours amongst the Holyoke bunch (we are a team of 4 guys and thus the obsession with Holyoke) that iVentster.com is a scam and we're out there to collect emails!
helLoooOO!! we put in 16 hours days, broke up with gfs, screwed our GPA, got kicked around by campus security (who thought we were homeless people) etc. If you're 16 +, hot and female call me 413 884 5774 to verify that this is not fake...
I just flew back in from Florida. While these three guys busted their asses working 20 hour days, i was admist 80 F and hottest females on the planet! (being at Williams i had forgotten what beauty truly is- but Florida was like God sent heaven!). To all the Williams girls, look up from your books, put aside the glasses and learn how to party.
All of you are invited to come see my play - i'm playing the gay lead (with lots of intimate scenes). Its called 'On a Muggy nite in Mumbai'. Its running at Williams on the 15th and 16th of April.
Prosper has collapsed after 70 hours of non stop work and since hes down, tonite is for darts, poker and the apprentice.
Muri
p.s: unlike jaz and ali who try and be funny, this is a more honest account of whats happening here at base camp.
posted by Murtaza @ 9:49 PM
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Haha! Of course we think it's a scam- we get this random email from someone we don't know asking to join some website we've never heard of..... don't be offended, it's just that one has to be careful with all the sh*t going around through the net.
Anyway, this had better be good, because I just registered..... and I'm a MoHo.... I didn't know you guys liked us so much! lol
hey trust us this will be good. Already thousands of people have signed up. Within a week all events happening at all major colleges will be up here. Its gonna be a blast (and we're killing ourselves to ensure this happens)
Murti
p.s: and yes we are fans :P
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